Heated Everything. Except My Marriage. — Snowmobile Tee
Heated Everything. Except My Marriage. — Snowmobile Tee
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Heated grips. Heated seat. Frosty reception.
Heated Everything. Except My Marriage. This vintage Adirondack cartoon pairs a perfectly comfortable snowmobiler with a spouse who is considerably less impressed.
A playful gift for the snowmobile spouse who knows the feeling—or a little winter humor for yourself. Made for cabin weekends, trail talk, and the gear obsession you both know too well.
Soft, lightweight Bella + Canvas 3001 with a unisex fit. Check the size guide for your preferred fit.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |